Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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