Sponge bath it is.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
smell my finger.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Randomize
