i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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