think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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