Did you just see the Batmobile???
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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