i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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