I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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