Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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