omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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