she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I am naked and annoyed.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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