Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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