I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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