is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
my sisters under your porch take her home
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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