have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
All I want is dick and wine.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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