talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
okay pat passed out under dana's car
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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