So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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