Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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