belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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