Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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