I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
