All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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