Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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