all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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