sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Dear god my vagina.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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