just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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