Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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