u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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