And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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