Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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