I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Randomize
