the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
As shirtless as possible
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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