There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Randomize
