I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
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