I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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