shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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