Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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