Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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