He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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