operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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