oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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