He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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