fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize
