the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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