so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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