we made out on top of his cat.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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