yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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