Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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