You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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