you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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