He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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